"Maybe you can have it all"

Between working for the Seahawks at training camp and watching a ton of Entourage, I decided its about time I become famous. I'm completely willing to turn in my notebooks and #2 pencils for sleeping in and partying with celebrities. The only thing now is how do I get there?

Option 1: Clothing Designer

If all of you aren't aware I am developing into a serviceable clothing designer, having produced a line called Emerald Theory and now looking to drop Reign Supreme in the fall (Sample below). Now this would be amazing although I do see a lot of competition, live in a region of the country that is far behind the fashion scene and possess a slight lack of funds at the moment (damn you college).



Option 2: Start Rapping

If Asher Roth can make it why can't I?

Option 3: Become friends with a celebrity

Now I'm no Seth Rogan (Funny People blows by the way), but I think I'm a decently funny guy with a good personality. Upside of this plan is I meet Jessica Alba and she falls in love with men...or the only celebrities that will hang out with me are the guys from Creed and I am a groupie of the worst band on the face of the earth.

Option 4: Become a Youtube sensation

Now I've been contemplating this for a while with a few ideas. I could make a sports show with predictions and analysis that would prove ESPN hires jerkoffs from Ivy League schools that possess the "I didn't kiss a girl until I was 30 but am sort of funny and will drive you home after you hook up with my roommate" look and don't know jack about sports. On the other hand I also considered going to meet celebrities and interviewing them about the questions no reporter will ask, for example "Mr. Bryant, how did Shaq's ass taste?" or "Kanye, how come while being a fashion connoisseur and egomaniac, we never see you with a girl unless you pay her to be in your video? Sending a message to us?" No doubt in my mind people would watch this.




So what will it take for me to be famous? I guess you'll see in 5 years when my face is on every tabloid. Peace out you little people.